Post by kirk07 on Oct 26, 2008 22:39:03 GMT 8
Inday caregiver
Isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang naglayas na si Inday.
AMO: Inday! Bumalik ka rin! Bakit?
INDAY: I care about my job, Sir. I care about you! :-)
Ayaw bumula
Juan: Kainis na shampoo ‘to! Ayaw bumula!
Inday: Paano po bubula yan hndi nman basa buhok nyo?!
Juan: Haller! For dry hair toh! Dry hair!!! Nag-iisip ka ba Inday?
Inday na walang Ingles
Amo: Mula ngayn, wlang mgssalita ng ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng utAk ko at sa mga anak ko,palalayasin sa pmmahay na’to! Klaro b?
Inday:Ang mga nmutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mtaman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng akng balintataw,sa kaibuturan ng akng puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran.Tatalikdn ang matayog at palalong bnyagang wka, mnapay kkalingain,bibgkasn at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban.=)-----nosblid dyahapun...
Inday Belo
Amo 1: Inday ano gamit mo sa katawan? Ang kinis mo kasi eh.
Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya…
Ama 1: Baka naman kalamansi?
Inday: NO! …. ONLY BELO TOUCHES MY SKIN, WHO TOUCHES YOURS?
Amo 1 and 2: LUPET MO INDAY!!!
Inday, binasted si Dodong
See to it that professionalism is always upheld in the workplace. Although its due to our own personal issues and biases, One must see to it that relationships among co-workers do not cross the border of being too close for comfort. Doing so will greatly cloud objectivity and fair judgment. In general, workplace love affair though possible, is not very advisable.
- Sabi ni Inday nang bastidin ang manliligaw na hardinerong si Dodong.
Inday on basura
Amo: Inday, bakit nag kalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occured wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: (nosebleed)
Nang-rape
atty: inday pde m bng idscribe d2 s korte ang taong ngrape sau?
inday: maitim, panot, tagyiwatin, pango ilong @ bungal po!
suspek: cge! mamintas kp tangina mo!
Isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang naglayas na si Inday.
AMO: Inday! Bumalik ka rin! Bakit?
INDAY: I care about my job, Sir. I care about you! :-)
Ayaw bumula
Juan: Kainis na shampoo ‘to! Ayaw bumula!
Inday: Paano po bubula yan hndi nman basa buhok nyo?!
Juan: Haller! For dry hair toh! Dry hair!!! Nag-iisip ka ba Inday?
Inday na walang Ingles
Amo: Mula ngayn, wlang mgssalita ng ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng utAk ko at sa mga anak ko,palalayasin sa pmmahay na’to! Klaro b?
Inday:Ang mga nmutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mtaman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng akng balintataw,sa kaibuturan ng akng puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran.Tatalikdn ang matayog at palalong bnyagang wka, mnapay kkalingain,bibgkasn at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban.=)-----nosblid dyahapun...
Inday Belo
Amo 1: Inday ano gamit mo sa katawan? Ang kinis mo kasi eh.
Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya…
Ama 1: Baka naman kalamansi?
Inday: NO! …. ONLY BELO TOUCHES MY SKIN, WHO TOUCHES YOURS?
Amo 1 and 2: LUPET MO INDAY!!!
Inday, binasted si Dodong
See to it that professionalism is always upheld in the workplace. Although its due to our own personal issues and biases, One must see to it that relationships among co-workers do not cross the border of being too close for comfort. Doing so will greatly cloud objectivity and fair judgment. In general, workplace love affair though possible, is not very advisable.
- Sabi ni Inday nang bastidin ang manliligaw na hardinerong si Dodong.
Inday on basura
Amo: Inday, bakit nag kalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occured wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: (nosebleed)
Nang-rape
atty: inday pde m bng idscribe d2 s korte ang taong ngrape sau?
inday: maitim, panot, tagyiwatin, pango ilong @ bungal po!
suspek: cge! mamintas kp tangina mo!
